I went to the Urgent Care Clinic here in Bowling Green, Kentucky, last night because I've just come down with some kind of nasty bug, and while I was there, I found out I had gained eight pounds since my last visit. Eight pounds in four months? That's criminal. I haven't gained that much weight in one stretch for Y E A R S. Worse yet, I have finally inched my way back up to and past my previous maximum weight of 200 pounds. In fact, at the clinic last night, I weighed in at 203 pounds. I am a five-foot-six-inch, 38-year-old female, and I weigh a jaw-dropping 203 pounds. And all I can think is, how did this happen?